Old Edward sat upon the mound
And roared with all his might.
Poor Joseph living underground
Woke up with quite a fright.
He pulled the bed-clothes o'er his head
And wished the lion would go
But Edward kept roaring instead,
As if he didn't know.
The noise was formidable
And caused the walls to shake,
The antique horologe to wobble,
And the earthen-ware to break.
Joseph was quite ruffled
As ants can often be.
He got up, stretched and shuffled
Out to make a cup of tea.
Old Edward liked to roar
To antecede sunrise.
It made him feel more
Lordly, and it kept away the flies.
Joseph was an antagonist,
Who knew what he must do.
(As the poem's protagonist,
He was quite a brave one too).
The Ant marched out to face the Lion
And shouted, 'Go away!'
The Lion yawned, then ambled offion
Thus seeming to obey.
Proud Joseph was no coward
To have overcome his fears,
But he didn't know that Edward
Was deaf in both his ears.
Poor Joseph living underground
Woke up with quite a fright.
He pulled the bed-clothes o'er his head
And wished the lion would go
But Edward kept roaring instead,
As if he didn't know.
The noise was formidable
And caused the walls to shake,
The antique horologe to wobble,
And the earthen-ware to break.
Joseph was quite ruffled
As ants can often be.
He got up, stretched and shuffled
Out to make a cup of tea.
Old Edward liked to roar
To antecede sunrise.
It made him feel more
Lordly, and it kept away the flies.
Joseph was an antagonist,
Who knew what he must do.
(As the poem's protagonist,
He was quite a brave one too).
The Ant marched out to face the Lion
And shouted, 'Go away!'
The Lion yawned, then ambled offion
Thus seeming to obey.
Proud Joseph was no coward
To have overcome his fears,
But he didn't know that Edward
Was deaf in both his ears.
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Old doggerel to start a new month.
For the Rainbow alphabet doggerel, please go here
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Poem and image © Mirino (PW) September, 2011
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