Strigidae felis silvestris catus singularis ergo extinctus
The owl and the pussycat
Shared a nuptial bed
Shared a nuptial bed
Some months before they were
Officially wed
The pussy gave birth
To a feathered kitten
Whose catastrophic fate
Is here sadly written
The beaked tawycat,
Born totally wingless,
Was prone to suffer
From strigifelis stress
But blest with owl wisdom
And a cat's nine lives,
It had the time to ponder
And, 'improvise'
It was quite independent
In its, pine-tree,
From where it would caterwaul
Like a banshee
But no other creature
Ever responded,
For no other dialect
Corresponded
The tawnycat therefore
Lived quite on its own
Without any friends,
As far as it's known
It would have loved
To raise a family,
And thereby initiate
An ancestral tree
But being the only
Life form of its kind,
It had to dismiss
Such thoughts from its mind.
It took to astronomy
And gazed at the stars,
Surmising that tawnycats
Might live on Mars.
Thus inevitably
The tragic day came
When it finally perished,
Without leaving a name.
So when one acclaims
Equal marriage for all,
The fate of the tawnycat
One might recall.
Officially wed
The pussy gave birth
To a feathered kitten
Whose catastrophic fate
Is here sadly written
The beaked tawycat,
Born totally wingless,
Was prone to suffer
From strigifelis stress
But blest with owl wisdom
And a cat's nine lives,
It had the time to ponder
And, 'improvise'
It was quite independent
In its, pine-tree,
From where it would caterwaul
Like a banshee
But no other creature
Ever responded,
For no other dialect
Corresponded
The tawnycat therefore
Lived quite on its own
Without any friends,
As far as it's known
It would have loved
To raise a family,
And thereby initiate
An ancestral tree
But being the only
Life form of its kind,
It had to dismiss
Such thoughts from its mind.
It took to astronomy
And gazed at the stars,
Surmising that tawnycats
Might live on Mars.
Thus inevitably
The tragic day came
When it finally perished,
Without leaving a name.
So when one acclaims
Equal marriage for all,
The fate of the tawnycat
One might recall.
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Doggerel and illustration © Mirino (PW) February, 2013
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